Why Do I Have An Obsession With Chainsaws?

Let's hide behind the chainsaws! - A Quote That's So Funny That I Had To Include It...

Hello, I Think I Have A Chainsaw Obsession, I Love Looking At Chainsaws, I Think They Are My Favorite Type Of Tool, The Reason I Love This Is Because They Kind of Remind Me A Character From Hailey's On It, And I Think They Are Well Designed, When I Go To A Tool Or Hardware Store, I Always Look At Chainsaws In The Power Tools Section, It's The Best Section of The Tool Store! 

And I didn't know that You Can Actually Clean A Chainsaw! Here's Some Chainsaw Cleaning Tips Also, You Can Actually Buy Lubricant For Chainsaws, It's The Best Product For Cleaning A Chainsaw, And The Other Day, I Held A medium-sized chainsaw For The First Time! And I Have Touched A Chainsaw's Blade A Few Times In Some Tool Stores, It's Quite Hard And Sharp For A Chainsaw When It's On Display, And They Are Quite Dangerous To Be Used... But I Like Them...