Samantha’s World, The Blog: Dr. Konpeko-Chan 2nd Season Extra - Mrs. Wolf-San And Mrs. Deer-Chan React To Funny Commercials!

Always Felt I Have Needed Something Extra To Entertain My People, So Here's Mrs. Wolf-San And Mrs. Deer-Chan From Konpeko-Chan Reacting To Funny Commercials!

Commercial #1 Skittles – “Touch”

A man turned everything he touched into Skittles — phones, desk lamps, a baby’s stroller. He cried while a pile of rainbow candy fell from his hands.

Mrs. Deer-San blinked. “That’s… tragic but delicious?”

Mrs. Wolf-San cackled. “This poor man can never pet a cat again. What’s the moral here? Don’t have powers?”

They paused as the man accidentally Skittles-fied a sandwich mid-bite. Mrs. Wolf-San dropped her tea from laughing.

Commercial #2: Mountain Dew – “Puppy Monkey Baby”

When the unsettling creature — with a puppy face, monkey body, and baby legs — danced into the room, chanting its name, both teachers went silent.

Then—

“WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION?!” screamed Mrs. Wolf-San, practically falling out of her chair.

Mrs. Deer-San clutched the tablet, crying with laughter. “IT’S A MASTERPIECE! IT HAUNTS MY DREAMS!”

They rewound it three times, both caught in hysterics as the PuppyMonkeyBaby did its signature jig.

Commercial #3: Doritos – “Time Machine”

A kid tricks a man into entering a cardboard “time machine,” then has his dad drive away, leading the guy to believe time travel worked and he’s in the future.

Mrs. Deer-San screamed. “HE THINKS THE OLD MAN IS THE BOY ALL GROWN UP!”

Mrs. Wolf-San, choking on her drink: “This is why I don’t trust children or Doritos!”

Commercial #4: E*TRADE – “Talking Baby”

A baby uses a trading app and starts talking with the voice of a 35-year-old man, making snarky comments about the stock market.

Mrs. Deer-San gasped. “HE’S GOT A BETTER PORTFOLIO THAN ME!”

Mrs. Wolf-San muttered, “Imagine your baby gives you investment advice… terrifying.”

Commercial #5 Taco Bell – “Chihuahua – ¡Yo Quiero Taco Bell!”

The tiny Chihuahua with a dramatic voice declared, “¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!”

Mrs. Deer-San giggled, “I forgot how iconic he was!”

Mrs. Wolf-San whispered, “That dog has more confidence than half our faculty.”

Commercial #6: Tootsie Pop – “How Many Licks?”

A boy asks an owl how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. The owl licks three times… and bites it.

Mrs. Deer-San: “That owl is a menace.”

Mrs. Wolf-San: “No patience. Just vibes.”

And... MORE COMMERCIALS, Featuring A Special Guest!

Madame Dragon-Sensei, majestic, wise, and normally serene, had just joined the commercial chaos party.

Mrs. Deer-San handed her a peach soda.

Mrs. Wolf-San grinned. “Ready to see the most unhinged marketing humanity has to offer?”

Dragon-Sensei nodded solemnly. “I was born ready.”

Commercial #7: Kmart – “Ship My Pants”

When a customer proudly declares he "shipped his pants" using Kmart's delivery service, the puns start flying:

“I just shipped my nightie!”
“I shipped my bed!”

Mrs. Deer-San choked on popcorn. “STOP I CAN’T—!”

Mrs. Wolf-San was wheezing. “This aired on television! How?!”

Madame Dragon-Sensei simply blinked. “Their mastery of wordplay rivals ancient scrolls.”

Commercial #8: Quiznos – “Spongmonkeys”

Gremlin-like creatures with photorealistic human mouths sing “We love the subs!”

Deer-San SHRIEKED. “NOPE. WHAT ARE THEY?!”

Mrs. Wolf-San recoiled. “The eldritch gods of sandwiches?!”

Madame Dragon-Sensei: “I need to go bless my kitchen now.”

Commercial #9: DirectTV – “Get Rid of Cable” Series

Each commercial escalates into absurdity: “When you pay too much for cable, you end up reenacting the civil war with your neighbors…”

Mrs. Wolf-San snorted. “This is how I explain plot escalation to my students.”

Mrs. Deer-San: “It’s like cause and effect on steroids!”

Madame Dragon-Sensei: “This logic is flawless. I’m convinced.”

Commercial #10: Dollar Shave Club – “Our Blades Are F*ing Great”**

The CEO walks through a warehouse shouting at the camera while absurdity happens behind him: a machete, a bear, and a guy on a forklift.

Mrs. Wolf-San pointed at the screen. “That’s the energy I bring on Mondays.”

Mrs. Deer-San: “He’s so casual about chaos!”

Madame Dragon-Sensei: “He should run the school.”

Commercial #11: Harvey Nichols – “Sorry I Spent It On Myself”

A man gives his mom a paperclip for Christmas. Another gives his partner a sink plug. The ad shows they spent everything on themselves.

Mrs. Deer-San: “That’s so ME-coded.”

Mrs. Wolf-San: “You gave me a glitter glue stick last Secret Santa!”

Madame Dragon-Sensei, sipping tea: “That was generous. I gave a riddle scroll no one could solve.”

As the final ad ended, the three teachers were collapsed in a pile of exhausted joy.

Mrs. Deer-San was still giggling. “How… how do humans live with this level of advertising madness every day?”

Mrs. Wolf-San rolled over. “They don’t. That’s why they invented memes.”

Madame Dragon-Sensei lit a tiny flame at her fingertip. “I must now go dream of dancing lamps and sandwich goblins.”

They all sighed, a perfect moment of weird harmony.

Commercial #12: U.K. – Tango “Orange Man”

A boy drinks Tango soda. A man painted completely orange runs from off-screen and SLAPS him in the face.
Hard.
Repeatedly.

Mrs. Wolf-San: “Why does this look like a deleted Monty Python skit?”
Mrs. Deer-San: “This got BANNED?! I wonder whyyy~”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “This is assault with carbonation.”

Commercial #13: Japan – “Strong Zero Lemon”

A businessman drinks lemon chu-hi (alcohol), immediately punches through walls, lifts a truck, and rides a laser shark.
His tie is on fire.

Mrs. Deer-San: “I WANT WHAT HE’S DRINKING.”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “This is what caffeine does to me in grading season.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: writing notes “Shark transportation: plausible.”

Commercial #14 Australia – “Beer Ad with Trained Monkeys” (Carlton Draught)

A group of monkeys are running an entire beer factory. One presses a button. Everything explodes. The CEO monkey shrugs.

Mrs. Deer-San: “It’s like if my choir class ran a business.”

Mrs. Wolf-San: “No. They’d burn the building faster.”

Madame Dragon-Sensei: “This ad speaks deeply to workplace dysfunction.”

Commercial #15: Skittles – “Settle It the Usual Way” (Arm Wrestling)

Two buff men arm-wrestle in a grocery store over a bag of Skittles… and their arms are gigantic, veiny, and too detailed.
Kids stare.
One arm explodes Skittles on impact.

Mrs. Deer-San screamed. “MY EYES! I CAN’T LOOK AWAY!”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “The CGI budget was all muscle and shame.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “I will never eat candy again.”

Commercial #16: Belgium – “TNT – Push to Add Drama”

A button is placed in a quiet town square.
When people push it: suddenly, ambulance sirens, explosions, ninjas, and a football game break out.
All fake.
Just to advertise a TV channel.

Mrs. Deer-San: “WHY CAN’T MY LIFE BE THIS DRAMATIC?!”

Mrs. Wolf-San: “You say that, but you’d scream if a pigeon looked at you wrong.”

Madame Dragon-Sensei: “I want one of these buttons at the staff meetings.”

Commercial #17: U.K. – banned Heinz “Gay Couple Kissing” Ad

Two dads kiss goodbye while packing lunch. It was wholesome and cute.
People complained… and it was pulled.

Mrs. Deer-San: “THAT WAS SWEET! WHO BANNED THIS?!”

Mrs. Wolf-San: “The only offensive thing is the lack of mustard.”

Madame Dragon-Sensei: “Love is love. Even with mayonnaise.”

Commercial #18: Japan – “Muscle Suit Job Interview”

A nervous guy wears a robotic “muscle suit” to impress his interviewer.
He flexes so hard the table breaks.
He gets the job anyway.

Mrs. Deer-San: “This is how I feel trying to impress my principal.”

Mrs. Wolf-San: “Why does this remind me of parents at PTA night?”

Madame Dragon-Sensei: “We should get muscle suits for grading. Efficiency.”

And A Break For Their Commerical Binge, Here's A Fake Ad That The Teachers Made

Inspired by their marathon, the trio huddled together to write their own fictional ad for Animal Town High:

“Is your brain melting from grading 60 essays on the symbolism of fruit? Try Wolf-San’s Cherry Claw Energy Drink™!”

Side effects may include grading rage, hallway sprinting, and spontaneous poetry slams.

Commercial #19: Hershey's Kisses – “Bell Choir”

Simple. Elegant. Kisses line up and play "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" as a bell choir.
Last Kiss gets too excited and jingles early.

Mrs. Deer-San: “That last Kiss is SO ME!”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “This commercial has more character development in 15 seconds than most films.”

Madame Dragon-Sensei: “That Kiss deserves a solo.”

Commercial #20: Moon Shoes

Moon Shoes! Mini-trampolines… FOR YOUR FEET.

Kids bounce like caffeinated frogs across suburban driveways.

Mrs. Deer-San: “I ALWAYS WANTED THESE!”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “Guaranteed to twist every ankle in a 5-mile radius.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “We must acquire a set for faculty dodgeball.”

Commercial #21: Baby Wee Wee (Yes. It’s Real.)

A baby doll that drinks a bottle… and immediately pees into a diaper.
With intense music like it’s an action film.

Mrs. Deer-San: “NO THANK YOU—”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “This doll is too powerful. Ban it.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “I fear this baby. I do not trust its agenda.”

Commercial #22: Bop It (1990s)

“BOP IT! TWIST IT! PULL IT! YELL IT!” The toy screams commands faster and faster until everyone panics.

Mrs. Deer-San: starts beatboxing to it
Mrs. Wolf-San: “This trained a generation of chaotic thinkers.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “This is how dragons learn rhythm combat.”

Commercial #23: My Little Pony – The 80s Version

Ponies fly, sing, cry, and summon rainbows with their hooves.
Everything is pastel and screaming.

Mrs. Deer-San: “MY CHILDHOOD!!!”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “They really said, ‘Plot? Nah. Just glitter and chaos.’”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “Why is that purple one speaking in riddles?”

Fake Ad Bonus:

"Tired of lesson plans, gift exchanges, and glitter glue in your hair? Try the Dragon-Forged Cocoa™ and Wolf-San's Grading Flamethrower!

With bonus: Deer-San’s Instant Snow Cannon!

Now with 200% more sarcasm and mint.”

Commercial #24: Eagle Insurance (Chicago) – “Eagle Man”

A giant eagle in a diaper lands on a car.
Lays an egg.
An insurance quote pops out.

Mrs. Deer-San screamed: “WHAT DID I JUST SEE?!”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “That eagle has done crimes. I feel it in my bones.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “This is a prophetic vision. I must consult the stars.”

Commercial #25: Cullman Liquidation – “Where We Got Trailers”

Man yells "WE GOT TRAILERS" while being flung out of one, tackled, or just screaming with full commitment in every scene.

Mrs. Deer-San: “This man put his soul into that sentence.”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “I have never wanted a trailer more in my life.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “His chi is unstable.”

Commercial #26: Flea Market Montgomery – “It’s Just Like… A Mini Mall!”

A man dances through the store while rapping:

“Flea Market Mont-gom-er-y! It’s just like… a mini-mall!”

Mrs. Deer-San: “This man INVENTED charisma!”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “Someone put this on vinyl and send it to me.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “He would win every musical duel in my homeland.”

Commercial #27: Jimmy’s Used Cars – “We Finance EVERYONE!”

Filmed in one take with one camera and pure adrenaline, Jimmy yells “WE FINANCE LIZARDS! LLAMAS! CRIMINALS! CLOWNS!”
Then falls into a kiddie pool of foam money.

Mrs. Deer-San: “I believe in Jimmy.”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “I would let him sell me a car made of cardboard.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “This is raw capitalism energy.”

Commercial #28: The Clapper – “Clap On, Clap Off”

Classic. But during the demo, the lady claps and the lights don't turn off.
She claps harder. Harder.
A full 6 times. Darkness never comes.

Mrs. Deer-San: “Ma’am… the light is defying you.”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “It’s emotionally powered. And she has none left.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “She has entered a slap-based negotiation with the void.”

Commercial #29: “Hose Fails” – Flexi Hose Disaster

Salesman waves a bendy garden hose.
Water pressure surges.
It explodes and slaps him in the face.
Twice.

Mrs. Deer-San: gasping “IT HAS TURNED AGAINST HIM!”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “He summoned the water spirit and paid the price.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “That hose now rules the yard.”

Commercial #30: QVC Katana Accident

Live host swings a decorative katana.
It snaps in half mid-swing and hits him in the chest.
He stares blankly. “We… uh… might have a… manufacturing issue…”

Mrs. Deer-San: choking on soda “SIR?!”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “This is exactly how I'd die. On camera. Dramatically.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “That blade was dishonored.”

Commercial #31: Magic Bullet Blender – “Hungover Neighbor”

A party guest wanders into a commercial shoot with no context, wearing sunglasses and holding coffee.
He aggressively judges the blender.

Mrs. Deer-San: “HE’S SO MAD ABOUT HEALTHY FOOD.”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “That man has seen horrors in a breakfast burrito.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “He has kitchen rage… I respect it.”

Bonus Fake Ad:

“Come on down to Animal Town Supplies™!

Where we sell enchanted erasers, paper that writes back, and mystery mugs that refill with your deepest thoughts.

We finance frogs. No credit? No fur? NO PROBLEM.”

Commercial ends with Mrs. Deer-San dancing through an aisle while Madame Dragon-Sensei levitates a desk chair, and Mrs. Wolf-San stands in the background, deadpan, holding a sign that reads “Buy 1 get emotional trauma FREE.”

Commercial #31: McDonald’s – “Ronald McDonald in SPACE”

Ronald is in a rocket, flying through a burger-shaped planet system.
Grimace floats into a moon made of fries.
A kid opens a Happy Meal that ejects toys like a meteor shower.

Mrs. Deer-San: “WHY IS HE IN SPACE?!”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “Ronald’s expanding his empire. Intergalactic colonization via chicken nuggets.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “Grimace defies physics. And logic.”

Commercial #32: Burger King – “Kids Club Cyber Adventure”

The BK Kids Club stars in a CGI video game chase.
They defeat villains with fries.
One of them rides a hoverboard while holding a milkshake like a sword.

Mrs. Deer-San: “I wanted to BE them. I wanted to FIGHT for fries.”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “This feels like a superhero team: Burger Teens™.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “The milkshake sword… I respect its elegance.”

Commercial #33: Pizza Hut – “Land Before Time Hand Puppets”

Animatronic dinosaurs sing to kids eating pizza.
One puppet blinks. It’s unsettling.
Littlefoot winks at the camera and says “Cheesy!”

Mrs. Deer-San: “HE SAID IT LIKE A THREAT.”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “That puppet’s seen war.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “It knows things. Dark things.”

Commercial #34: Cinnamon Toast Crunch – “Crazy Squares Eat Each Other”

Little animated cereal squares… eat one another.
Smiling.
Laughing.
Crunching.

Mrs. Deer-San: “This is cereal-based cannibalism!”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “This is a horror movie wrapped in a breakfast box.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “And yet... strangely poetic.”

Commercial #35: Japanese Beauty Cream

An elegant woman applies cream.
Suddenly, the dub yells “RUB THE GLOW INTO YOUR SOUL!”
Followed by “NOW YOU ARE INVINCIBLE!”

Mrs. Deer-San: “I want this energy every morning.”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “This cream is clearly infused with lightning.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “I would duel someone for this product.”

Commercial #36: French Miracle Mop

The dub is British and overdramatic:

“YOU! YES YOU! YOU’VE BEEN DECEIVED BY YOUR DIRTY FLOORS. JOIN THE MOP REBELLION.”

Mrs. Deer-San: “IT’S SO AGGRESSIVE. I LOVE IT.”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “It’s like Les Mis, but for tile grout.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “Mop Uprising: The Musical. Coming soon.”

Commercial #37: Meow Mix – “Meow Meow Meow”

Singing cats. Just one word: “Meow.”
Over and over.
In harmony.
Forever.

Mrs. Deer-San: singing along “Meow meow meow—make it STOP!”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “This is cursed opera.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “I once dated a bard who sang like this. We no longer speak.”

Commercial #38: Pedigree Dog Food – “Talking CGI Dog”

A golden retriever with human lips and voice:

“I love beef. I love it more than your shoes. And I eat your shoes a lot.”

Mrs. Deer-San: “I hate how real this is.”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “The uncanny valley is howling.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “This creature has secrets. Deep secrets.”

Commercial #39: Kitty Litter Robot (Infomercial)

A robot arm scoops a cat’s litter while a narrator yells “NO MORE STANKY DOO-DOO!”
The cat stares into the camera. Unblinking.

Mrs. Deer-San: “That cat has seen the abyss.”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “So have I. It’s called 8th period.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “I now want a robo-butler for all bodily matters.”

🎬 Final Thoughts

Mrs. Deer-San: “Tonight was life-changing. I may never blink the same way again.”
Mrs. Wolf-San: “Advertising is a fever dream with a budget.”
Madame Dragon-Sensei: “Let us write our own cursed cereal ad next time.”

And That's It For This Konpeko-Chan Extra... We Have Finally Got Into The Top 39 Funniest Ads Ever, Reacted By The 3 Teachers Of Animal Town High School!